my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
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actually sitting here crying with laughter
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
THE LAST ONE THOUGH. IT’S SUCH A GOOD ZING. I ACTUALLY CHOKED ON MY POPCORN